Funny Welding Quotes and Sayings
Most Motivational lines for Welder
Every day I had the words you can’t do it people say you don’t have the skill or you’re never gonna make it in life they say that I’m wasting my time they mock me they laugh at me but when I step in that shop the first thing I feel is Joy
When I rip in the welder and I’m wearing a mask all I feel is pure joy. When I see the flames rise from the metal and smell burnt enough for hair all I hear is Joy.
Every day you get up in a day with potential every salad you make is a sound of potential every single dope you take is a dump with potential.
You have to try you have to get up and stop moping around and just do it you can’t live in the past you have to look towards the future.
No, I know that I’m just a normal person and that my words aren’t the wisest but I’m telling you if you just do it. It will make you feel better about yourself.
If you just stop saying no and just do it get out there in the world and do it and do it and do it then maybe just maybe you’ll buy a horseshoe cross made by me.
Made from love and joy and kindness they will surely change your life.
Funny Welding Quotes and Welder Quotes
Being a welder is very easy, It’s like riding a motorcycle. Expect the bike is on fire, You’re on fire, Everything is on fire and you’re in Hell
Me, going back to my truck because I gorgot me frickin mask
It’s all about burning rods and banging broads
I haven’t had enough Caffeine or Nicotine to accomplish this successfully
Up 5, Up 5, Up 5 – Are you F*cking Deaf?
Go get me a piper stretcher, you dumb f*ck
where in the hell did my helper go?
I think that its time to go for a smoke break
I ain’t catching myself on fire today, mother-f*cker
Open roots are just like s*x, Shove your rod in, and hope for the best
Do you know why there are so many doctors, lawyers, and pilots in the world because they can’t weld
Can I just go home, already?
I hate this f*cking machine, and this f*cking machine hates me
What kind of bullshit fit-up is that?
If you flash me one more time, you’re going to seriously regret it
You can’t weld aluminum to steel, dumb ass
Quick hand me the grinder
I’m a welder, I’m here to build your shit, not to take any
These fucking rods are garbage
Nope, You don’t pay me enough to lay down in that mud
Motivational Welding Quotes and Welder Quotes
That’s what I do I weld, I drink, I hate people, and I know things
Education is important but welding is importanter
Don’t mess with a welder we get paid to use torches
So Vintage, welder only can join the metals, welder can’t build a time machine, welder helps the scientist
You’re going to make it, It’ll be hard but you’re going to make it possible
I do more before 9 .m than most people do all-day
You know you’re a welder if you have a sunburn in winter
I can weld anything from the broken heart to a crack of dawn
God created welders because engineers needed heroes too
No matter how I feel, I get up, I dress up, Show up, and Never Give up Because I’m a welder and that’s welders do
It’ll look fine after I grind it a bit
May my wire be clean
My Rig be ready
My Tungsten be sharp
My hand be steady
Make the next weld
I Make be my very best
And lord please let me
Pass the welding Test
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